Checklist: Columbiana
- The writers of Taken and an underweight actress.
- One sun-drenched free running scene ala Casino Royale.
- A supposedly sexy scene involving said underweight actress in a catsuit like inEntrapment.
- Angelina Jolie was too expensive but still include lots of guns and pouting.
- Endless shots of actress in her pants, one involving a slow dance and suggestive sucking on a lollipop.
- Famous shots from famous action films including Die Hard and The Bourne Supremacy.
- A bland love interest.
- A fat friend for "comic" relief.
- An agent looking to help the wanted woman. Y'know, like in Thelma & Louise and Set It Off?
- Have the quickly edited penultimate fight scene take place in a bathroom and have her fight her opponent off with a towel because the director has clearly seen The Bourne Ultimatum.
- Steal the end from the aforementioned 90s flick Set It Off.
Why the hell was my computer at repair shop so laong that i did not hawe a chance to read this before i vent to the cinema.
yeah i got my black book back again

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